Dear Journal ("Diary" sounds a little too sappy for me),
The girl that I used to have a thing for is getting married tomorrow. Except I still might have feelings for her even though she's engaged and I'm married to her cousin. I don't even understand why I'm still attracted to her- I don't even know her name! But I am. And you know what they say; you do crazy things when you're in love. I heard that one from Hercules.
But anyway, after tomorrow, she's going to belong to some other guy. I haven't met him, but people have told me his mom is crazy. Apparently, his dad and brother were killed... Wait a second. My family... Oh. Now I know why I almost wasn't invited to the wedding. Well, this sucks. Especially since he's marrying my girl. I officially need to find a way to crash their wedding. I could bring Joan Rivers... Nah, too loud. Maybe I could put a King Cobra in the groom's tux and he'd die before he got to the alter!
That's a little sadistic though... Even for me.
What if... What if I asked her to fun away with me? What would she say? But how could I go? Leaving behind my wife and child... Even though I truly feel no attraction toward my wife, how could I just turn away and desert her? And how am I to know if the bride still returns my affections? I must find out this above all other things if I am to take any sort of action to prevent the wedding. I will go to her tomorrow morning, before the ceremony. If she still loves me, then she will be as torn as I am, and might even decide to flee with me.
I must rest now- I need my beauty sleep. Maybe I'll wear red tomorrow... I've heard that women find men who wear red more attractive. Just a thought.
--Leonardo
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